Sorry for the last TWO posts!!!!!!!

Ariana

Ariana

Arianna here. I’m not sure if we’ve met. I am named after sexy supermodel, Arianna Karumbu.

I’m here today to stop the madness that has ensued over the past couple days. Call me the Barbie of reason. I’m one of those “uptight” BB girls, Zac mentioned in his post, two days ago. You know, the Barbie Basic dolls are all about business! (BB also stands for Barbie Be-oche!) We always look good, make ourselves available for fittings, photo shoots or whatever at a moment’s notice. Even the BB girls who went to Paris, resisted the usual temptations of parties, Ken Casanovas, late nights….. April knows she can count on us to deliver the goods!

But we knew when April came home with the Phat girls, trouble was on the horizon. (And no, personally, I don’t think she should have left a team of Phat girls back in her Paris apartment. Trouble, trouble, trouble!!!!) They are gorgeous, for sure. But they are young, gullible and sometimes, not the most professional in the bunch. They do things the rest of us can’t even imagine doing. Not all of the SIS dolls are like this, you know. Girls like Pat and Donyale…..who came to the house just after us…are quite mature for their young age and they act responsibly.

Donyale

Donyale

But the Phat girls are a completely different story. It seems that their articulated joints gives them some  sense of freedom the other SIS girls don’t possess. They sit, cross their legs, cock their heads and flex their hands.  (You know….”talk to the hand.”) This seems to give them a sense of power over the rest of us. Moreover, they are drop dead gorgeous in everything they wear. The fact a couple of them were the ordained lingerie models right out of the box, doesn’t help matters, especially considering we now have Ken dolls living amidst us.

Pat

Pat

Richard and Lee are professional and perfect gentlemen. But that Zac character is another story. He’s the male version of the Phat girls and as such, he knows just how to push their buttons. (And vice versa.) Worse, sources tell me April has been scouring Pinterest looking for Kens who are outrageously handsome. This, my friend, is a recipe for disaster. I know for a fact, April has NO plans to expand to childrenswear!!!!! I cannot stop all of the shenanigans that occurs on a daily basis. But I did speak to April about the matter and I can assure you we are changing the passwords on all her devices so that the immature dolls amongst us cannot gain access to this blog without supervision!

Corset-white

That’s me in the corset post for April’s blog.

As for the rest of us….we have been very busy with April’s fittings and photo shoots. Of late, she made some very sexy corsets. Billie is stunning in red lace and Brandy is breathless in her black lace Merry Widow corset. Kimora looks like a frothy Easter bonbon in her pink satin corset. April had chosen her for the cover spot. But at the last minute, she decided that Kimora’s shots were too sweet for the message she wanted to convey. She wanted something that really reads: “Merry Widow Corset” old-fashioned glamour. Brandy has the body, but her photos came out a tad too “nice girl.”  As for my photo…I love the whole white torn chiffon thing, but I knew it wasn’t cover shot. April was going more for “Boudoir” and a little less “fashion.” Still, we are all VERY happy with how this session turned out. In fact, we had to stop April from making corsets for everyone. Otherwise, she would never have been able to get this last project up.

And yes, we took some really steamy photos that might give the Kens the wrong idea. (Zac was foaming at the mouth!)  But trust me….it’s going to take more than a wink and a smile with me. Hey, “New Boy on the Block,” if you like what you see, you’ll have to put a ring on it first!!!!!

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